Dirty Hippy, Argh!

Do not, I repeat do not bring your foul stench to yoga again. I could see the crusty oily matte of hippy's foul head and with every relaxing breathe I was supposed to be taking, my nostrils were pierced with horror. Every nose hair stood straight up and the cloud of foul surrounded my sacred yogic space. Argh! Bathe for the love of Hannah! Is it too much to ask? I mean really people. I can understand all the reasons why we must conserve and consume less and yada yada. But I don't care. Soap is CHEAP! And while water is a nonrenewable resource, I can think of a thousand ways to still keep clean using substantially less water. Its not as if I live in a hot, sticky, humid climate. No, its 70 most days. You can bathe every other day and still maintain some decent level of cleanliness. It wasn't as if hippy had worked out hard prior to yoga and was a sweaty mess, no, just DIRTY. EWWW! May hippy never find another to breed with and make dirty hippy kids. I like my hippies clean. Be hippy all you want, but find a way to bathe, or don't come indoors and offend the masses. Please, take a shower! En serio.